I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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