Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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