Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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