I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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