Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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