google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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