if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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