At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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