Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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