Welp...herpes.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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