Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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