That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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