I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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