I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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