We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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