She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
