After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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