How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Bring me that man meat
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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