just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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