I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dear god my vagina.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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