i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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