PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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