Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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