Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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