The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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