I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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