Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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