I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
