I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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