someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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