Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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