hotel room ftw
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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