sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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