I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
