Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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