he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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