like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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