I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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