You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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