They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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