Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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