My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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