I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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