its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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