But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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