bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
