i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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