We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize