OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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