So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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