It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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