moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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