Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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