he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?