I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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