no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
zippers are such a cool invention
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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