Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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