she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Fuck appropriateness.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
