I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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