I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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