that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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